People keep asking us where "llamudos" came from. Well let me try to explain, but you must keep this to yourself.
In 1997, MI5 and the SAS, launched a top secret joint project code named - "llamudos". It was created to combat the growing threat by Tchaikovsky on modern music, and to reduce Tony Blair's influence in the Alkassaski's caves, where Yeti's are trying to have a normal family life. If this all sounds too much?..... there's more!

In Ireland, there are three mountains, named the llamudos mountains: aka,
THE LLAMUDOS TRIANGLE. Many planes that fly inbetween these mountains are never seen again.
Michael O'Donahan, the local goat herder, told the Daily O'Triange News, that whilst he'd never made an actual sighting, he did often hear noises that sounded like men and women having a good time. He also stated, that whilst he wasn't trying to kid anyone, he did find it difficult to distinguish between that and his goats talking to each other.
Please be warned..... "llamudos" could be BIG!!!!!!!!!

And finally, if all else fails - just say it backwards and smile :)

llamudos